I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

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June 2012

Describe your ideal lad?

Ooh an ask! (Also I have another but apparently should answer that as a vlog) Well, considering my complete dearth of love life I suppose the old adage “beggars can’t be choosers” should apply, but I ain’t begging, so I’ll be choosey as I like.

My previous ideal aesthetically would be anywhere above 5’ 10”, have light coloured eyes and light brown/blonde wavy hair with a stocky/muscly build. I say previous, because if I take a look back at the past 5 guys I’ve had any kind of designs on they’ve varied massively from tall/lanky, hench/beardy etc with a range of “looks”. 

What I want really is someone that I can have a real laugh with, and not pretend to be anyone or have to be false with. I really value a nice (frequently seen) smile and gorgeous eyes, that’s the only trend I can see in people I’ve liked.

Jun 30, 2012

you guys are lame. WELL, you aren’t. But yes, you actually are. NOT A SINGLE MESSAGE?! ugh dunno why I expected more, let down town.

Jun 29, 20121 note
please ask me questions, yes you, there! PROBE ME → ouif.tumblr.com
Jun 29, 2012
#sob sob #bored #ask #question
Now I've finally stopped barrelling about between Nottinghamshire and home

I’m becoming exceedingly tired of not having internet access. Not that I have any desire to go back to my “old ways” of just living online but OH MY GOD IT’S SO MUCH EASIER TO ORGANISE STUFF. Ugh. IRL people, prepare to be bombarded with pleas to meet up.

Get your excuses organised early, I’m only accepting extreme excuses. Like “Sorry, my Auntie was savaged by a badger and her local hospital is run by actual zombies, so I’m patching her up with a superdrug first aid kit and cat spit” but clearly I’ve already thought of that one so you’ll have to think of others.

Can you tell I’m bored?

Jun 29, 20121 note
#wakefield #home #long time no post #bored
My Babies,

I am returning to you.

Jun 23, 2012
bear with me, guys (graowl!)

still a tonne of shit going on and no internet barring my phone MB. Which I’ve been full on raping.

THANK YOU FOR STICKING WITH ME, YOU SEXY DARLING CROTCH SAUSAGES

Ciao xxxoxox *mwah mwah*

Jun 8, 2012
#crotch sausages #ciao #cheers #thanks #holla #followers
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