sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.
what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out
(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)
- me after a meal: i think i am going to burst oh my god i am so full you'll have to roll me out of the room like veruca salt in willy wonka oh my god how could i have consumed this much food how was i ever hungry send help
- one hour later: i want cheese fries
tune in another time I'm hungover to participate in another ep of Louise reblogs everything ever.
few, instensive tumblr sesh, 2 hours of sporadic dash catchup (like ketchup but dashboardy)