to say that I had a good 24 hours would be true
but also the understatement of the fucking century.
best day ever
pimms, shooting, rallying, archery and good tunes. What more could you want?
When you see your crush in public
forever cutting up clothes that don't need cutting...
well, actually this did. ELASTIC END THREE QUARTER SLEEVES? You’re avin’ a giraffe mate.
I don't know why but this is still the funniest...
freedomnipples: there are actually tears leaking out of my face.
I GOT BUSTED BY MY COUSIN
call da popo! Or instead I’ll just say hi seeing as she can blates see this. HI RACHEL. When did you even get tumblr? also, as you well know: what goes on tumblr. stays on tumblr.
Talking to my mom on the phone:
neatfreak47: shitbloggerssay: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I would like some new music to listen to please
most recently I’ve listened to Vampire Weekend, Seeker Lover Keeper, Mac Miller, Kele and Arctic Monkeys. As you can see I listen to a variety. PLEASE SUGGEST GOOD THINGS. I’LL BAKE YOU HAPPY BROWNIES IF YOU DO ;D
The Macadelic Experience
macadelicmixtape: LISTEN UP
also I’ve misplaced my phone. I was sure it was next to me on the desk… wtf
I managed 1000 before 00:14
1014 to be precise. Now I’ve gotta cram all the rest of my research into it the essay :| I CAN’T BE SELECTIVE.
haha, definitely going to top out this essay at...
even though it’s a 1500 word limit. THERE’S JUST SO MUCH TO WRITE. And I’m gonna get it AWLLL done before 5pm tomorrow. All of it. Even the editing (of which there will be plenty. NOW. Laptop off, only a minute behind schedule.
GO GO ESSAY LOU.
c’mon, 1000 words before bed. You can manage that right? I’mma say time for laptop off is in 30 minutes. WASH MU LICK. Wish me luck :)
sometimes I think things in my head that are...
me: my reason for brbing is twofold, the compulsion to urinate was imminently going to win a glorious victory over the strength and fortitude of my pelvic floor muscles, and also my teeth were festooned in dessicated coconut and my mouth tasted of regret*.
*read: spring onion
baahah, just watched my video back
in next week’s episode of “louise is batshit crazy” I’ll befriend a watermelon and call her Sandra and make more stupid noises!
I really wish my uni bedroom had coving
Coving makes a room better. It just does.
before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
Watch any porn made after, say, 1988, and it’s all hairless down there:...– Caitlin Moran, How to be a Woman (via mountainsoutofmolehills)
my stomach is not happy with the feast I just gave...
what a lot of salad I just consumed. 7 of my 5 a day in one sitting (with a chocolate mousse and 7up to spice it up ;D) Thinking about what I need to take back today, also my mum’s birthday present hasn’t come yet. I ordered it 7 days ago. Callum’s on the other hand I ordered on tuesday, and that got here yesterday. Where’s the consistency? It’s not right OKAY...