I'm struggling to know if I bought this dress consciously knowing I would end up being a "sexy zebra" rather than just a zebra
I feel a bit sexy and a bit lame, that’s what girls HAVE to do for fancy dress, isn’t it? SEXY fireman, SEXY nurse, SEXY tiger. It’s all so goddamn sexy, and that isn’t my forte too much to be quite honest (who’d have guessed, eh? ;) )
I was a badger last time, and when all the other girls showed up in their SEXY outfits I was proud and belittled in roughly equal measure.
I’ll see how sexy zebra goes, and then decide whether I’m happy to go along with the whole SEXY theme or whether I’d rather stick to quirky, but rarely duplicated stuff.
I was going to be a cotton bud this halloween (2012)… Now I’m gonna be the hamburglar. This dress is perfect for it.
TBH I feel like that most nights, but this is what you get when you put me in a room full of pretentious nutjobs who can’t have a civilised discussion for longer than 2 minutes and then you try to take a writing job off me when you couldn’t be fucked to to attend any meetings all of last term or this and feel that you “deserve” that particular assignment. No, no you don’t deserve it, you are not owed anything.
Argh people fuck me off sometimes.
Listen to Bob Marley. He will soothe the savage beast.