I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

insatanwetrust:

People who use the term “rawr” a lot need a fucking slap.

JD in shorts. I like the hot weather.

So much conflict.

I don’t know if I told y’all about me trolling TD last night, but I did, and heartily. He kind of offset this onto two other people. One of whom is absent, and the other is MIIIIGHTILY pissed.

So TD decided to troll AJ (not sexy AJ, housemate AJ) by tightening up the straps on his backpack and tying knots in them.

Funny right?

NOT TO AJ, he has been a hurricane of rage all day since this simple act “made him late to lectures” because he spent time when he “could have been walking, untying the straps” after which according to the man himself he “went up to TD’s room and stood outside his door for 5 minutes deciding whether to break it down”

This seems a little counter productive with regard to being late if you ask me, but whatever it’s not for me to say I guess. (it definitely is, he just wasted his own time on TWO counts, untying the bag straps- bear in mind it was still wearable, just didn’t look very cool- and raging at TD’s locked door. That’s like, ten minutes wasted. Bearing in mind it only takes ME twenty five minutes to walk, WITH a pit stop for an ice-lolly.)

But anyway, everyone’s upset with everyone else now. Which is majorly stupid. TD’s angry/upset that AJ’s angry with him (something I still don’t quite get…) and I’m trying to placate them both and ON TOP OF THAT me and TD, thieving bastards that we are, ate JJ’s abandoned scotch egg. Not the brightest move ever in hindsight, but it was harmless, and she should have put it away, and I apologised and I DON’T REGRET IT BECAUSE IT WAS DELICIOUS. 

So suck on that bitch.

I really want to have a guy want me. Just for a night. Then I’ll be content…

For a week or so.

8)

excellent. They’re playing nazi zombies, I’m pouring scorn as i see fit.