I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

There’s a really ugly pigeon sat outside on the birdbath. It’s all bedraggled. Probably because it’s been mizzling all day.
Poor fat ugly pigeon.
It reminds me of myself.

I’m so bored

So, I’ve been invited to a house party. The only people there that I know would be my ex, my friend Tom, their friend (a girl who fancied Tom), Andy and the host. Andy might not even be going. HOW FUCKING AWKWARD WOULD THAT BE. The answer is very, but I still kind of want to go. I’m finding the invite flattering seeing as though no-one else from the flat got invited, and the host met all them too.

Anyway, we know that only bad things happen when I feel flattered. Lol (two aforementioned attendees of the party are testament to this :’) )

It’s not actually jelly though, just a mini update from cornwall. I say mini, I’m just gonna upload the photo’s I’ve tweeted recently, so sorry for spamming.

I may try work out how to queue stuff on the bb, but who knows.

Hello my babies! I have come back to you all :’)