STAAAAAARS hide your fires, these here are my...
and I won’t give them up to you this time around!
ok everything's cool
things are cool. We’ve not chatted about it, BUT I SENT A FACEBOOK MESSAGE and received a reply. Things will be fine because they always are fine. OK.
ok, serious room tidying needs to happen now
story of my life
Fuck, I just read through last night's texts to...
Why do I do this? WHY? I should have definitely known this was going to happen, it always was at some point, but it still took me by surprise. And yes, of course alcohol was involved. Fuck this shit I’m joining the circus.
JUST WENT TO THE TATTOOIST
They’re gonna ring me tomorrow to talk about it and stuff. AWESOME.
FUCK YOU GUYS everything will be fine, you'll see.
sure no-one else is in the flat, it’s all cool. Everything will be fine. Ok, don’t panic. Don’t PANIc. DON’T PANIC. pANIC. DERP DERP.
I meant blurry friendship lines, and I woke up in...
oh dear. I can’t remember how much I told him, but my reckoning is a lot. Shit.
"all I know how to sort is sexy times, not toast."
told you it were a blurry line WHAT LINE no line I’ll tell you. How weird
catcha later home slice
p.p.s me and Andy are going on a mcdonalds...
chicken mcnuggets AWOO.
p.s I am listening to "From Under The Cork Tree"
tumblr, my dash is slow tonight. Please fill it...
Or I’ll post the pictures I drew on MSPaint earlier :’) Andy’s commissions of course.
I didn't even know there were naked shots of...
nick just alerted me. :’) I love the internets.
one for me, one for my alter ego, and one for the sun god, who is also me– Andy, whilst making bacon.
I can’t move mountains for you
I can't quite believe I just consumed such shite
I had cheesy scrambled egg, couscous and sweet chilli sauce, with the sauce from sardines in tomato sauce (the sardines were weird looking so I binned them) only the couscous was mine, the rest I was given by various friends that have left. On a paper plate, cooked in a dirty pan. and nougat pillow lidl cereal, with milk someone left for me. Out of a mug, not my own, with the spoon I used for my...
fortisforte asked: We're too broody for our own good, aren't we?
I dreamt me and Michael Cera were lovers last...
On the beach, at a campsite, next to a swimming pool, in the swimming pool, on a school trip, in the middle of a small children’s school trip. And we didn’t walk anywhere, we literally clung to each other and rolled places, naked, having sex. LOL WHAT? :’) WEIRD DREAM WEIRD DREAM WEIRD DREAM.
Need to start keeping a diary.
I already told Hannah this would happen: I miss my imagined baby. I want it to come back and take the cramps away. I miss it. UFC was siq. Lots of unexpected shit though, like Travis knocking out Stefan. Mightymouse beating that whosisface, Miguel Angel something. Frank Mir not taking out Roy Nelson properly (shit that guy looked ill…) And Quintin Jackson not knocking out Matt Hamill? I...
"man I like hitting people in the face"
I DIDN'T KNOW STRUVE WAS COMPETING IN 130
why didn’t I know this?! UGH but yes, we shall be waiting with baited breath to see the ENTIRE main card. And also Grove v Boetsch, did I mention I was largely in love with Kendall Grove? A girl can dream. BUT ANYWAY. It’s gonna be sick, and yeah I’ve got favourites for most bouts, but they’re just gonna be excellent anyway. If this is at all like 129 I’ll just wet...
in the words of Bruce Buffer.
“iiiiiiiiittttt’ssssss TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME” and so I am listening to James Blunt and feeling happy.
I have cramps :)
This is the most ridiculous film ever. I’m watching “It’s a Boy|Girl Thing” it’s possibly the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but I’m loving it :’)
But when I am consumèd in the fire, Give me new Phoenix wings to fly at my desire -John Keats
but I dreamt I was pregnant AGAIN last night and it’s just like “blah” why you keep dreaming this. Not possible. but it freaks me out anyway and stuff.