- me: since u been gooooone
- I can breathe for the first tiiiime
- callum: does that mean he was fat when he was laying on her? *mimes pushing someone off and panting*
- me: why would he be laying on her?
- callum: *running away* WHEN THEY DO THE THIIIIIING
Going to Wakefield to see the muffin man, Leeds to hit the shops, and then having tea with a friend at Pizza Express :)
and john from jedward got stuck to ruth jones top. And Alan said it was like she was suckling him and it reminded me of that thing one of the guys I know from uni did.
HE SUCKED A LADIES BOOBY IN NOTTINGHAM CENTRE. dirty boy.