I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

I’m sure there are people following me that are just following back, and they’ll probably bugger off after this (though if they follow back as a rule they won’t see it through all the spam)

But I only follow people if I value what they’re saying. I do check the people who follow me who I don’t follow back, to see if their blog has miraculously changed, but there are some blogs I just can’t stand, so I don’t follow them.

I think it’s awful that such a “free and welcoming” website has such a stupid etiquette system, it’s like saying “OOOH WELL IF MICHELA FLOFFERSTUN WANTS TO BE MY FACEBOOK FRIEND I SHOULD ADD HER WHETHER I KNOW HER OR NOT.”

To take the point to an extreme, what if someone who followed you just posted a load of racist shit? Would you put up? Or would you unfollow them?

from the rain you see.

I’m off to go stand in it.

I have a midge bite on my head. I spend too much time lying on the giant banking in my garden.

(via prat-in-the-box)

let us dance in it.

I ALMOST JUST YANKED OUT MY NEW EARRING. that would have been awful and I’d have bled to death and then only have one earring in.

IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY.

Still not bought any alcohol.

and my cousin didn’t get IDd when she was like “YO PIERCE MY FACE BITCHEZZZZZ” which she totally did not say and she only got her cartilage pierced but WHATEVS.

Listening to Florence + The Machine. yes I am.

a fucking diet.

LIKE IN YEAR 10/11 BECAUSE I’M GOING TO CORNWALL TOMORROW AND I LOOK LIKE (AM) A FAT SHIT AND I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE FAT ONE AT UNIVERSITY.

I need to lose like 2 stone. Well. 4, but that’s impossible in two months if I’m not being all crazy.

dismantleme:

ouif:

WHAT DOES AMARETTO TASTE LIKE?

Not very nice!
When I had it it tasted like alcoholic oranges, and it just made me feel a bit sick. xD

 THANKYOU FOR WARNING ME. I’ll just throw it away then. Good for the diet I suppose.

THEY ALWAYS PUT AT LEAST ONE GROSS CHOCOLATE IN THE PACK D:

WHAT DOES AMARETTO TASTE LIKE?

iwannatradeinthesewings:

Oddly, your birthday is on tobezday…