actually doing work omg I know
October 2010
I’M SLIM SHADY YES I’M THE REAL SHADY ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING SO WON’T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP PLEASE STAND UP PLEASE STAND UP?
Here’s how it’s gonna go:
I’ll enter a room, or you’ll come up the stairs to my flat and find me standing there. Standing in the doorway, one leg crossed over the other, one hip resting against the door frame; the other thrust out a little.I’ll be wearing my dark skinny jeans, battered converse…
I hope that happens for you.
I hope similar happens for me. Just change all the bits that aren’t the whole “girl gets the guy” bit :)
almost walking out into the hall in your jeans and a bra
hmmm. Nevermind. I see nothing wrong with this.
maybe cos it went from you calling me to rubbish to “lets drive to cornwall together for a road trip”
oh, text, ignore above.
problemo bitchesss?
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he’s nice though, and now I wanna go play in the kitchen.
And I’m trying to do my essay and stuff, and I’ve not started it. And they just brought me back a bottle of wine.
Ugh, crack it open and start the essay I guess. I wasn’t even going to drink tonight