I’ll enter a room, or you’ll come up the stairs to my flat and find me standing there. Standing in the doorway, one leg crossed over the other, one hip resting against the door frame; the other thrust out a little.
I’ll be wearing my dark skinny jeans, battered converse…
I hope that happens for you.
I hope similar happens for me. Just change all the bits that aren’t the whole “girl gets the guy” bit :)
but fucking knocking THAT LOUDLY AT FUCKING 20 PAST 1 IN THE MORNING. I AM NOT AMUSED.
WHAT MAKES IT WORSE IS YOU THEN FUCKING LIED ABOUT IT.
First time you knocked, I was woken up, and it was fucking difficult to get to sleep anyway, gee ta. Second time, I was sure I was just imagining it.
Third and fourth, I was fucking scared. So scared that I got up and wedged myself behind my door (ok, to be fair he wasn’t knocking on MY door, but nevertheless) in just a jumper.
Then I decide to venture out to find out what the hell is going on.
"Oh, I can hear Asif in the kitchen, maybe he knows what’s going on!"
Asif and Barber in the kitchen. Ah. This explains it. Scared Louise turns to slightly annoyed Louise. “Did you hear that knocking just then?”
-blank stares- “What knocking?” You know just run of the mill, average knocking.”
"Nope no knocking"
B:”I just knocked on his window, but that was HIS window” A:”Yeah, we’ve not heard anything else.” B:”Maybe it was on YOUR window”
IT WASN’T ON MY FUCKING WINDOW, IT WAS DEFINITELY IN THE FUCKING CORRIDOR OR THE KITCHEN. SHIT, I JUST HAD A THOUGHT. It may have been the door or the water pipes. BUT ANYWAY, BOTH OF THESE THINGS ONLY GO BANG WHEN BEING USED IMPROPERLY.
FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AND NOW I AM AWAKE. OH YES I AM.
ok it was definitely the door. Learn to close it dude, please. Give me strength.
“The standard Undergraduate Tuition Fee increased from £3225 in 2009/10 to £3290 for the 2010/2011 academic session.
Our records show that you have an amount of £65 outstanding in respect of your tuition fees for 2010/2011 which indicates that you have either not applied for sufficient tuition fee loan or have underpaid by £65 for this year.”
When I applied it was said that the amount in full of my tuition fees would be paid by the student loans company now I have to foot the fucking bill because of their incompetence?!
EDIT: it might not seem like a lot but it’s almost a 5th of my ENTIRE BANK ACCOUNT.
Has anyone else had this bs or is it just me they’re fucking with?