I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

Ask me anything   Say hello to my leettle face   

central london receptionist, badass archaeology graduate. The name's Louise


Let me play the fool, with mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come, let my liver rather heat with wine than my heart cool with mortifying groans

stormbornvalkyrie:

Daenerys Targaryen wed Khal Drogo with fear and barbaric splendor in a field beyond the walls of Pentos, for the Dothraki believed that all things of importance in a man’s life must be done beneath the open sky.

(via buttchunks)

— 1 hour ago with 11323 notes
Anonymous asked: That is absolutely how a porno would start


Answer:

It would be sensible for me to assume that this is about the “come sleep in my bed” post.

But it’s more amusing to consider it in light of the Ms. Phlebotomy - “okay now make a tight fist - it’s just a little prick”…

— 23 hours ago with 1 note

According to my text and online appointment confirmations I’m seeing a “Ms. Phlebotomy” today.

Bare hilars!

— 1 day ago with 1 note

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

(via a-mad-girl-with-some-fandoms)

— 1 day ago with 162453 notes
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Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

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— 1 day ago with 736363 notes
#i wish 

Couple staying over so I wanna offer the whole “come sleep in my bed thing” but that just escalates everything a whole lot.

We don’t want that really now, do we?

— 1 day ago
#or do i?  #i don't even know 

jamsoftheday:

And all I can taste is this moment

And all I can breathe is your life

(via fortisforte)

— 2 days ago with 48620 notes

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via tufffghost)

— 2 days ago with 77392 notes

69kittykate69:

AHAT
WHAT
WHAAATTTTT
WHHHHHHHHHHHATTT AHHHHHHHHHH

(Source: eviljovan, via size10plz)

— 2 days ago with 225263 notes

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

(via california--english)

— 3 days ago with 203770 notes
Lady on the bus next to me:Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy:I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady:And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy:It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady:Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy:No! I am Obi-Wan!
— 3 days ago with 72790 notes

Man, having to get up and go to work on a morning like this is THE WORST.

— 3 days ago with 1 note