Daenerys Targaryen wed Khal Drogo with fear and barbaric splendor in a field beyond the walls of Pentos, for the Dothraki believed that all things of importance in a man’s life must be done beneath the open sky.
That is absolutely how a porno would start
It would be sensible for me to assume that this is about the “come sleep in my bed” post.
But it’s more amusing to consider it in light of the Ms. Phlebotomy - “okay now make a tight fist - it’s just a little prick”…
According to my text and online appointment confirmations I’m seeing a “Ms. Phlebotomy” today.
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.
#or do i?
#i don't even know
Couple staying over so I wanna offer the whole “come sleep in my bed thing” but that just escalates everything a whole lot.
We don’t want that really now, do we?
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
|Lady on the bus next to me:||Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
|Little boy:||I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
|Lady:||And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
|Boy:||It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
|Lady:||Do you want to be a Sith?
|Boy:||No! I am Obi-Wan!
Man, having to get up and go to work on a morning like this is THE WORST.