I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

Ask me anything   Say hello to my leettle face   

filthy little employed girl, 21, badass archaeology graduate. The name's Louise
Let me play the fool, with mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come, let my liver rather heat with wine than my heart cool with mortifying groans

It’s eight thirty & I’m drinking wine & watching Toy Story 3

— 12 hours ago with 3 notes

coldhandsofgold:

If you didn’t pay attention to Varys during the Purple Wedding you seriously missed out

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Chemistry Does Not Guarantee Compatibility →

kushandwizdom:

He is hot. His jokes make you laugh and his boyish grin makes you melt. So you hook up. And so the casual, hangout-make out, fling begins.

But, while it starts off fun, light and casual, soon you find yourself feeling anxious when he doesn’t respond to your texts right away. You try to play it…

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— 14 hours ago with 812 notes

transcripts:

get in my bed rather than on my nerves 

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ameliac:

This baby gives no fucks. He’s moving up the celeb offspring pyramid for sures.
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ameliac:

This baby gives no fucks. He’s moving up the celeb offspring pyramid for sures.

(via Georgesus)

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— 15 hours ago with 1006 notes
teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

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— 15 hours ago with 285098 notes
koreamjournal:

Book Review: The Hen Who Dreamed She Could Flyby ELAINE CHA

The Hen Who Dreamed She Could Fly is a novella I wanted to love. Since my time in Seoul from 2000 to 2002, I’ve longed for more English-language translations of contemporary Korean fiction. The discovery, therefore, of Hen—the Korean-to-English translation of Hwang Sun-Mi’s wildly popular Madang Eul Na-un Amtak—excited me as 1) a children’s lit lover, and 2) a heritage Korean speaker with very uneven reading and comprehension skills. Hen being hailed “a Korean Charlotte’s Web” stoked expectation. Comparisons to George Orwell’s Animal Farm intrigued.
And the prospect of being able to read the original—requiring a grade 5 level of reading, a gooddictionary and some commitment—added to my anticipation.

 Check out the rest of this book review here! 

Oh my goodness. Wept like a baby on the train.

koreamjournal:

Book Review: The Hen Who Dreamed She Could Fly
by ELAINE CHA

The Hen Who Dreamed She Could Fly is a novella I wanted to love. Since my time in Seoul from 2000 to 2002, I’ve longed for more English-language translations of contemporary Korean fiction. The discovery, therefore, of Hen—the Korean-to-English translation of Hwang Sun-Mi’s wildly popular Madang Eul Na-un Amtak—excited me as 1) a children’s lit lover, and 2) a heritage Korean speaker with very uneven reading and comprehension skills. Hen being hailed “a Korean Charlotte’s Web” stoked expectation. Comparisons to George Orwell’s Animal Farm intrigued.

And the prospect of being able to read the original—requiring a grade 5 level of reading, a gooddictionary and some commitment—added to my anticipation.

 Check out the rest of this book review here

Oh my goodness.

Wept like a baby on the train.

— 15 hours ago with 7 notes

Overwhelmingly horny on the train.

Is having sex on a train feasible?

Probably not. All sorts of fucking logistics to get round. I always had a good imagination though.

— 20 hours ago with 3 notes

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

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kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

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fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

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— 20 hours ago with 571026 notes
diewhitegirls:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

diewhitegirls:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

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